Thursday, August 11, 2011

Woman gives birth to a snake


Swaziland

A DEVIL worshipper in Swaziland said she has given birth to a seven-headed snake and vomited up live starfish. Patience Tsabedze (27) is a self-confessed former devil worshipper married to a police officer.

According to the husband, Constable Mfanzile Malaza, his wife turned her back on devil worship just two months ago, when she was "saved" by notorious exorcist Pastor Muzi Manana.
Since quitting devil worship, Patience has complained of many strange ailments, mostly involving the vomiting of live animals such as spiders, fish, worms and even starfish.

The creatures are usually spewed up along with "gallons" of blood and disposed of down the lavatory. On the 7th of July Patience told husband Mfanzile that she was suffering from what she could only describe as labour pains, the police constable told her to go to the toilet and "push out" whatever was inside her.

Patience complied and subsequently squeezed a seven-headed serpent through her vagina, according to Mfanzile's account of the incident.
"It was my first time seeing such a snake, a seven-headed one with glittering eyes.

"I tried to kill it but it hid inside the toilet so we decided to flush it," he said.
"He tried to kill it using a log but as he fought it, it hid inside the water and it was flushed away," Patience also explained. "Just a few days ago, I vomited live worms which I flushed in the toilet," she added. - Umusoto

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